We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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