That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
