If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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