Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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