You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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