butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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