Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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