Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
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