2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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