and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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