he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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