We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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