If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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