P.S. I can't hear my feet
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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