So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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