Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
There was a lot of him and a little penis
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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