you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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