We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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