Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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