Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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