its not stalking. its research.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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