doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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