i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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