I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
And then my night got REAL pukey
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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