You're so nebulous sometimes
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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