But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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