If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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