Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
