using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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