I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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