The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
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