You can't motorboat a personality
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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