he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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