I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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