People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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