Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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