is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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