one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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