Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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