Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
How's work?
Spinning.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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