don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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