I hate all girls vehemently.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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