i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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