Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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