Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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