You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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