My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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