im gay
i know
yea but for you.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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