I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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