so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
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