Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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