Her vagina should come with caution tape.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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