ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Just high enough for therapy.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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