You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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